Schlub

A person , usually Peter Rincon Sainez , who has a severe below average IQ , doesn't have a life , usually fat or out of shape, and is extremely lazy.

Lucile: Did you see the schlubs sitting in thier house all spring break long?
Sandra: Yeah they said they were going to an air show but never even made it out the door!

Lucile: Typical antisocial schlubs..

by Suhihmooslem March 30, 2015

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee June 11, 2006

Schlub

The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.

The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!

by Saxony September 7, 2015

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

Schlub, schUlub, schluB

by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

schlub

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014