bummed the octopus 

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

bummed the octopus by finbarD June 30, 2008

The Octopus 

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.

Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus

The Octopus by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011

the octopus 

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.

Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.

the octopus by spunk chops December 14, 2009

Ernie the Octopus 

What you call a pain in the ass ex.

These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.

Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.

Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.

Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."

You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"

Ernie the Octopus by makemeasammichernie September 19, 2010

The Octopus 

This is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. Called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.

"Got this chick last night, She let me do "The Octopus" on her!"

The Octopus by Alpharius October 27, 2009

the octopus 

A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.

the octopus by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

the octopus tree 

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that αႦʂσʅυƚҽʅყ ႦOρS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.

the octopus tree by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019