Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 28, 2012

merk

To murder someone.It's a urban word,that is often used in today's hip-hop battles.

You feelin' to get hurt, merked put em' in the dirt
Boy you betta catch me first-T.I.

by acirema January 30, 2008

Merk

Jacking someones "swagga" and adding it to your own swag to increase your level of swagitude.

Jake: "Ay yo, you just got Merked - by me!"

Jerp: "OMG I feel naked now!"

Jake: "hehe"

by BillyBobSwag October 17, 2012

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins June 18, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

merk

To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.

Can be used as a noun: Merkage

Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!

Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.

Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.

by Dub Ard September 09, 2009

Merk

1. (v)- In the online gaming community, to merk someone is considered the ultimate act of pwning n00bs using craft and precision to exact said n00b's death. The situation is generally exacerbated by prolific trash talking, and consummates in excessive tea bagging and/ or a gonzo.

2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.

"Holy crap, Leroy! When that guy got merked by that 50 cal in Modern Warfare 2, his head exploded like a melon!"

"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"

by Burton Christiansen November 14, 2009