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The hooded man technique 

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.
If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.
The Hooded Beast by AD218 August 28, 2008

the hooded bastard 

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
the hooded bastard by viddie July 16, 2008

the hoodies 

Awesome band from Rochester.they are Paul,Dan,Brandon, and Nick.check them out @ www.thehoodies.com
spanky and spiff love the hoodies
the hoodies by spanky October 12, 2003

The Hoodsie Effect 

When opposites such as black and white, or chocolate and vanilla, come together to form something amazing. This happens in the musical world all the time and can happen almost anywhere. i.e. Nelly and Tim Mcgraw joinging forces to form the song "Over and Over Again". Also, the frozen treats we all love would be a Hoodsie Effect
Timmy: "Have you heard that song by Tupac featuring Elton John?"

Bobby: "Ghetto Gospel? Ya, that's The Hoodsie Effect at its best."

The Hooded Pork Sword 

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.
Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.