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Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
by This Dick Though January 20, 2015
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Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
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grip the ice

In less vulgar way it means when a man is going to jack off or just to grip there penis well why just because
by IceGripper August 5, 2023
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The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
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The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024
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grip the stick

A term with multiple meanings. One being a woman grabbing your penis/giving you a handjob/sex in general.

Also meaning grabbing your gun in event of an altercation. Easily confused with each other for the feeble or vulgar mind.
“Man lashawnda came through last night and grip da stick”

“Big boi dayvon and his guy said they was coming to our block they gon see me grip the stick
by Kush wizard November 19, 2017
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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
by Drippyness June 30, 2018
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