smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

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crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018

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When a roll of Fruit by the foot is inserted into a well lubricated orifice on the body. Then a small piece is pulled out to get it started, and from there someone uses only there mouth to eat the roll, all while the person containing the snack holds it in so it doesn't pop out until it's gone.
Many variations exist on this act.

Fruit by the Foot:
-"I fruit-by-the-footed my gf's pussy last night, and then she fruit-by-the-footed my ass this morning, using the same piece."
-"I've been fruit-by-the-footing my own ass for a couple days now with the same piece."
-"Lolwut."

by Andrubidus February 17, 2009

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The Foot Pocket

The Foot Pocket: A practice, art, or profession, in which an individual (with or without a sock, no shoes allowed) aims to insert their foot into another individuals pocket (often a friend or on rare occasions, a random victim).

Noun: A foot pocket
Adjective: That pocket looks "foot pocketed"

Polypocket: When an individual successfully penetrates both pockets of their victim. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone, impressive to say the least.

Pocketee: The one being foot-pocketed (the victim in most cases).

Pocketer: The one pocketing their victim.

" My friend Quincy was wearing saggy sweatpants. My foot, bear, moist, drenched with fluids of bodily origins, and shaking with anticipation for the soon to be penetration, found its rightful home within the sagginess of Quincys steamy pocket. I have now completed a verified The Foot Pocket."

"Earlier today I was at a friends house, or so I thought... This friend, who ill call Anthony, invited me over for a celebratory smoke sesh. As I touched my lips to the head of the bong, in the corner of my eye, I noticed what seemed to be a white, glimmering, hobbit-like foot towering over my torso. All of a sudden, my left pocket was invaded by a monstrously un-socked and moist foot. Anthony then said 'HAHA you got foot pocketed'... At this moment, I knew what I had to do. Revenge was inevitable, and so, mid-bong rip I turned towards Anthony with his foot still buried in my pocket and prepared to foot-pocket him back. It was at this moment when I rotated my legs towards his and to distract him from the counterattack, blew a plume of smoke into his face. This assured my plan of attack, allowing me to launch my right foot at his left pocket. As my foot approached his pocket, he noticed and tried to defend by grabbing my leg, but I was too strong. We tumbled and turned as I struggled to insert my foot. But when I looked up at his pocket, there was my foot, toes deep into his pocket. It wasn't enough. So I used every last bit of strength to push my foot further, and further, into his pocket. We were now intertwined in a mutual foot pocket situation, and I completed The Foot Pocket."

by ThaTransginger February 1, 2022