The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005

Hit the come up

When niggas obtain anything (can be from stealing) such as stoges, energy drinks, money, drugs etc. that they previously thought they weren't gonna be able to get due too "lack of the funds nigga" or having no job

"Yooo I just sold my whip & I'm tryna go too twin river & double the come up nigga"

"Niggas just dumb hit the come up, where the yippa at?"

by TheStr8ComeUpNigga April 30, 2014

Creepin on the come up

Prhase- About to rise to success; on the brink of gaining fame or status.

Do us dirty now but we creepin on the come up , we fitting to see who you are real soon.

by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018

the comedian

When recieving oral sex one will release the load into the mouth and before giving any chance to swallow a halarious joke is told resulting in the semen being squirted out the nose.

Last night I hit Lisa with the comedian and told her the one about the Priest.

by Bowie August 17, 2006

The come up board

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.

Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.

by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 6, 2005

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006