by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020
Get the collectors anxietymug. A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
by kawar January 5, 2009
Get the face collectormug. by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008
Get the card collectormug. 1. A leery anonymous person who replies to your personal ad for the sole purpose of collecting your pics to inflate his or her poor ego. An encounter with a pic collector is always short and obnoxiously one-sided.
2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.
3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.
2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.
3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.
Me: Hey. Hot pic!
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*
by fit420guy August 26, 2012
Get the pic collectormug. aka pimp
one who gathers women for over-night friendships sevices to men for a profit.
usually a male with some street cred... and serveral guns.
one who gathers women for over-night friendships sevices to men for a profit.
usually a male with some street cred... and serveral guns.
by Orangtang October 29, 2008
Get the slut collectormug. 1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.
2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."
Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"
Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"
Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"
Guy 2: "Sexy."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."
Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"
Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"
Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."
Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"
Guy 2: "Sexy."
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
Get the penny collectormug. by fallboygo November 4, 2023
Get the Bill collectormug.