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the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself 

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

Sucking the Political Cock 

Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.
I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.

Cock of the school

The best fighter out of all the students

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

Cock of the school

Top Boy or Girl,best fighter,toughest pupil in the school.
My brother has always been tough,he was the cock of the school too.
Cock of the school by davymads7 August 12, 2016

sucking on the devils cock 

when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.
Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.