milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

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by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009

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bitten by the cobra

to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.

"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."

by dman82 February 14, 2012

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The Cobra

The Cobra is a legendary college ritual performed by taking someone preferably of the opposite sex and putting a line of cocaine and a small pile of salt on their stomach. The Cobra is initiated by taking a shot of the most potent liquor, followed by licking the salt pile. Then one will take a bite out of a lime, then finally snort the line of cocaine.

I don't know why I'm dressed as a geisha girl. Must be because I did The Cobra.

by Tones Dah Bones December 27, 2011

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Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

by DJReeves July 6, 2012

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