The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

The True Axolotl

I am *The True Axolotl*, I love *Stevorium*, like almost all of us in the *Discord* of *Steve5*, I *write*, I do *art*, i do *skins* and i don't *simp*.

Bob: look, its *The True Axolotl*
*Tenseigod*: Can he be my Pet?????!!??
Bob: yes he can.

by The True Axolotl August 24, 2021

The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

The true Carpool

This is when everyone is at a public event. Beach. Park or a concert where you can park your car at like it’s a drive in movie. And some love pick up trucks to be standing up on back part or cuddle in the back part and anyway this is when everyone plays the same song on their phone connected to radio exactly to feel the vibrations rhythm coming together and it can’t be off at all. So typically we set it on a timer on a official time like 9pm and everyone starts playing exactly at 9pm it’s really the most amazing experience ever for parties.

The true Carpool. why they keep messing up all these great words with lame shit ?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

the true sexy

When smth in a game is so good or overpowerd that it gives you an orgasm

Person 1: OMG BRO LOOK AT THAT OP WEAPON!
Person 2: YOOOOOO THAT WEAPON IS SO LIT BRO WE HAVE TO PLAY IT!
Person 1: I KNOW ITS THE TRUE SEXY!
Person 2: I SWEAR TO GOD MAN!

by ThisWasDictionary December 27, 2023

THE TRUE SIGMA

Like a Sigma they do the usual things But THE TRUE SIGMA LEADS THE SIGMAS AND CONTROLS THEM EVERY YEAR THEY HOST A SIGMA TOURNEMENT TO FANUM TAX THE THRONE

I AM THE TRUE SIGMA

by Sigma101 February 26, 2024