Toading

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013

toading

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.

If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.

by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 05, 2007

Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

by podankster April 23, 2004

toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 28, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003

toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

by Chrissers July 18, 2006