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The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"
by crab[core]man November 7, 2010
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The Talk

1. (n) A conversation, normally extremely awkward and painful, between a parent and their offspring about sex. It tends to not really teach the kid anything other than DON'T talk to your parents about sex.

2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different sexes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. Also awkward, embarrassing, and painful, but for different reasons.
1. My dad and I had The Talk last night. He figured it was about time, since I just started dating Sarah.

2. Emerson totally wants Bianca. It's rather sad. They should have The Talk so that he can move on.
by atadsadistic January 5, 2009
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The talk

Parents tell u ur balls are dropping
Son,you gettin the talk,
by ALI a,bum bum de dum bum bum b September 28, 2018
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resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.
Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.
by piro May 18, 2003
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The Talk

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
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the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011
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the tall kids

The tall kids were a former Mango League Fantasy Basketball team founded in 2011 and folded in 2012. Despite their short history, they were able to acquire the draft rights to a young LeBron James. The tall kids had a solid line up but frankly ran out of money and patience and their owner got tired of competing against super teams with stacked rosters with half of their team traded to them, not drafted. In the end, an agreement was made with the Tenacious Tapirs where LeBron James and Ricky Rubio would be traded for two crappy players. The Tenacious Tapirs will recognize the tall kids, wearing throwback jerseys on special events and changing their team nickname to the tall Tenacious Tapirs.
the tall kids are a good basketball team
by 1raidersfan87 February 19, 2012
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