What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

by bob lawblah October 28, 2011

whats the plan

Teenage Lingo for... How are we gonna fuck shit up today?

(Wakes up hungover after a wild night) "Whats the plan guys, round 2?"

by Whats the plan November 17, 2016

plan for the plan

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing

We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.

by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021

show the plan

refering to amway, scamway, or worldwide dreambuilders. It is there lingo for showing others how to make money off of others but rarely works..
like a pyramid scam. The founder died recently..

hey mark I have an exciting business opportunity for you. Can I come over and "show you the plan"?

No thanks steve, I would rather commit suicide....

by briand May 16, 2005

Trust The Plan

A phrase used by Magatards after Trump lost the 2020 election and before Biden was inagurated as a form of coping and larp so delusional it was often made fun of by other Magatards, believing Trump had a mysterious plan to somehow pull out a win before inaguration.

"It's over... Trump lost"

"TRUST THE PLAN Pede! Trump won!"

by yakutia June 19, 2021

what's the plan, phil

said after a major fuck-up to the fucker, usually uttered by the fuckee.

c.f. WTF

Origin: ABC's Modern Family, S02E01 As the family car rolls off the cliff, Claire says to Phil "What's the plan, Phil"

Dude, you dropped a deuce on the boss's desk and stuck my business card in it? What's the plan, Phil.

You forget to pay the mortgage and now we're homeless? What's the plan, Phil.

by Modernisti Familoso July 7, 2011

Can the plan

To cancel a plan

She canned the plan with ashita !!!

Can the plan

by DWpanda August 11, 2019