dot the eyes

v. When ejaculate is sprayed forth on the victim's eyes. A good dotting involves at least 3 solid strings.

Justin, wanting revenge on his trampy girlfriend, pulled out his penis and proceeded to dot the eyes.

by JMulks April 26, 2006

easy on the eyes

attractive, pleasant to look at

She may be easy on the eyes but she is totally conceited.

by The Return of Light Joker February 11, 2008

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004

Bleed from the eyes

Used when one really doesn't want to even consider doing something, as it may cause them brain trauma. Can also be described as being more appealing than the activity they are trying to get out of.

The thought of posting my significant others name to urbandictionary with a cutesy-pootsie definition of how they are the best person ever causes me to bleed from the eyes.

by Rawrface123456 December 2, 2010

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

Hard on the eyes

An Ugly fugly chcick!

Man that chcik frank got in Vegas was hard on the eyes!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

five across the eyes

To slap some one with all five fingers and put wrist into it to make sure it stings

When the nasty bout touched me on my booty i gave him five across the eyes

by O'So Krispie October 26, 2005