commit

to place oneself in extreme circumstances to complete a ridicolously loose task

masslad1- im going to commit the bilshwang while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

masslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- COMMMITING THE SHwwAAAAAAANNNNNgggggggggggg

by looose October 10, 2008

Commit

Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"

Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."

by selkewelke February 5, 2009

commitment

Something women tend to try say they want, but when they commit to you and you are married and have money, they dump you like you're a dumbshit. (See whoring bitches)

That woman tried to make a commitment but only lied to steal my money and house!

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

commitment

Commitment simply means to be commited to the task in hand.

"Wheres the commitment lads?"

"Right I want to see some commitment this time gents"

by Shabba November 24, 2003

in commitment

when one thinks they're in love;; but they're only in it for the sex.

"I'm not in love I'm in commitment."

by fuckme? June 1, 2009

commitication

The act of being commiticated.

That's some true commitication right there.

by ggggggfggsdf March 30, 2011

commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.

Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.

by Bizazy September 15, 2007