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Thatch Patch 

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.
She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
Thatch Patch by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006
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thatch scratch 

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

twat thatch 

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad
come on love show us your twat thatch
twat thatch by hugh jass September 23, 2003

thatching [thatch] 

thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle [English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.
Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org
thatching [thatch] by Leo Wood February 21, 2004

on the thatch 

Fucking awesome Aussie term for catching the herp
Fuck that... b!tch was on the thatch, so I had to double bag it.

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.
Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!
Poon Thatch by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

Pubic Thatch 

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.
Pubic Thatch by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018