Thaddeus

1. One of the ten apostles in the Bible.
2. (noun) A bear that doubles as a WMD; the most potent weapon of the 21st century.
3. (verb) To threaten, coerce or attempt to murder.

1. Thaddeus never betrayed Jesus; Judas did.
2. Dion tried to use Thaddeus to obliterate his nation.
3. Put that away! You almost Thaddeused me!

by DionHo May 22, 2012

dirty thaddeus

Viscously fucking someone's throat while choking them then cumming all over their face and slapping them with your cock

He gave me a dirty Thaddeus but was nice enough to hold my hair

by Thewhoreshaveeyes March 30, 2020

Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male

Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet

by trout96 September 8, 2013

Thadius

The greatest moustache in all of history. More glorious than the conquests of Napoleon and Alexander The Great combined. Also extremely sexy!

God damn, look at the Thadius on that guy!

by DarkNoel April 8, 2015

thadious

And ugly motherfucker who has no friends who has greenish-blueish eyes and blond hair

EVERYEVERYONE RUNNN THADIOUS IS HERE!!!!

by Pennywise140 May 21, 2018

thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 14, 2017

Teadious

Teadious - the feeling you get listening to Tea Party candidates as they take any steaming horseshit of an idea, stick a flag or a cross in it, and call it cake.

I was listening to the Reid-Angle debate last night - that Angle is fucking teadious.

by HavaBrain October 17, 2010