TFB

Thirsty Fat Bastard - The bloke who won't play golf without carts and eskies full of beer.

Me: "Jeremy, are you playing golf on Sunday?"
Jeremy: "Only if we have carts and eskies."
Me: "You're such a TFB."
Jeremy: "I agree. Now piss off my sausage rolls are getting cold."

by Bladderpipe December 6, 2021

TFB

Tickety Fuckin' Boo - Similar to tickety-boo but with more emphasis.

We proper fucked the system, but me mate John fixed 'er up. It's all TFB (tickey fuckin' boo) now.

by yourmomisnice May 5, 2012

TFB

Too F'n Bad.

It's succinct and anonymous enough to be used in office
correspondence. I used it today in a letter to a lawyer,
because it fit and it was good shorthand too.

The other party in this legal matter is whining because
they entered into an agreement by consent and now they
don't like living with their own terms. TFB.

by PickyWriter June 25, 2007

TFB

too fucking bad, tough shit

i wanna boff david beckham

TFB it'll never happen

by dubs28 January 18, 2008

TFB

Time for bed.

Turn off the light, it's TFB.

by Lovah June 5, 2016

TFB

Typical Fucking Bitch

1) a woman snob that has no right to be
2) a woman that displays excessive or extreme passive-aggressive / unacceptable behavior
3) a woman that needs to be stood up straight
4) a woman that deserves to be bent over and slammed

What a total TFB? Did you hear that woman call out?: "I would never go to your beach cottage without the internet". Man, she needs to be stood up straight.

by c-rocks November 5, 2014

TFB

That Fucking Bitch

A good phrase to mutter under your breath when your wife (girlfriend) demands you do something you'd rather not do. A real time-saving acronym when she becomes your ex and you recall all those times she made you mutter this under your breath. "Do you know what TFB said to me today?"

by Choosin2dance August 15, 2011