Texas Rear End

Three guys simultaneously thrusting their genitalia into a woman's anus while in a pickup truck on the side of a dirt or gravel road.

"So how was that Texas Rear End last night?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

by Stretch god June 9, 2016

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Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

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Texastan

Noun: Formerly a region of the United States, Texastan became a separate region once it fell completely under the control of Christian Sharia during the early 21st century. Texastan is known for its restrictive voting rights, denying women’s bodily autonomy, it’s complete lack of gun laws, it’s aversion to science, and building large pointless walls.

Texastan is run by a right wing oligarchical right wing minority determine to retain power by any means.

by wanderartist September 1, 2021

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Texas

The only place that's more American than America.

You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.

by stephierburck July 13, 2012

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Texas Weather

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.

"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"

by veganroyalty March 8, 2012

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