dry text

When someone texts with boring, meaningless responses such as "haha yea", "lol okay", "that's good", or "k".

I can totally tell he's not into me, all he does is dry text me.

by Emsee W. January 10, 2015

text regret

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Selective Text Responding

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013

Accidental Text on Purpose

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

by Blurrific March 19, 2020

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014

blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text

Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021