textident

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.

i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.

by joytext October 30, 2008

kick it old testament

Another way of saying 'kick it old school'. Coined in the movie Juno.

"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the floor with suction pads, but it'd be easier to kick it old testament and stick mine to the floor with duct tape."

by Alex7 February 29, 2008

textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.

Sorry about that embarrassing textantrum I sent you the other day.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011

Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Textident

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.

In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.

by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008

Textament

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore

Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament

by Ms012469 November 18, 2016

textimental

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.

Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.

by Trizla July 8, 2016