testicular subterfuge 

(n.) A deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another's testicles in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.

Joe kicked John in the crotch, a classic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from John.

testicular subterfuge by Nebojsa March 7, 2008

Testicular Shrapnel 

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

Testicular Shrapnel by J. Power February 8, 2010

Testicular Coma 

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

Testicular Coma by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Testicular Osteoporosis by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

Testicopter 

When one swings his testicles in a circular motion similar to a vertical helicopter blade. Usually performed in front of some audience.

Hey John it's a bit windy in here... No bro, that's just the vortex from my Testicopter.

Testicopter by GetDustin October 28, 2009

Testicular Torsion 

May god have mercy on your soul

testicular torsion

Testicular Torsion by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020

Testicular Eclipse 

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

Testicular Eclipse by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008