Testacular

a word a man may use to describe something both truly spectacular and manly; the word is a combination of spectacular and testicles.

"Hey bro, that steak you grilled last night was testacular!"

by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006

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Testiclaids

When a person is given Aids from a man with large testicles.

Damn, i heard jenny got testiclaids from john last night!

Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!

by Ev January 19, 2007

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(n.) A deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another's testicles in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.

Joe kicked John in the crotch, a classic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from John.

by Nebojsa March 7, 2008

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Testicular Shrapnel

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

by J. Power February 8, 2010

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Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

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