When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
by Monstopher March 7, 2013
Get the Mad Tested. mug.A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
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To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.
Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.
The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
by MrGibblet May 13, 2009
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Pronounced Teste-fy.
Pronounced Teste-fy.
You've been TESTEfied.
Shut up, or I'll testefy you.
Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
Shut up, or I'll testefy you.
Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
by MrGibblet May 12, 2009
Get the Testefy mug.Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..
by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009
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