tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020

Type Teasing

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.

When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.

by That's Mr Smooth To You October 23, 2009

tenisia

The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.

I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together

by Paidnfull February 21, 2018

sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.

i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.

by erin May 4, 2004

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

by ssofa February 1, 2022

Tendies

Tendies, also known as chicken tenders, chicken fingers, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).

Johnny used 5 good boy points to get ten tendies.

by Kakkuonhyvaa January 28, 2015