tensing

Tensing.. when a man is on top of a girl, and the girl is screaming..

Alicia was tensing when the man was raping her

by Shortstuffjo October 11, 2006

TenSing musical

Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.

Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha

by DJHellduck June 10, 2016

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

æ-tensing

A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.

He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him.

by ___alphabet___ July 14, 2023

Teasing

When your girlfriend wants to turn you on, but keeps doing it until it lasts like a whole 2 hours. ...Love Ale

"My girl has been teasing me all day what a I gonna do.

by AleTheSauceBossSSandro September 27, 2017

Type Teasing

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.

When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.

by That's Mr Smooth To You October 23, 2009

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011