Tense

Short for intense. Also meaning very extreme.

Rey: Dude, this guy just scaled that 6 story building.
Finn: Man, he is so tense.

by DaMostInterestingDudeINDaWorld October 12, 2018

tense

Being nervous; stiff

He seems really tense

by Dee Anna August 8, 2006

tense

When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

eg1- That party was Tesnse!
eg2- jon:im grounded
steve:ohhh thats tense!

by tom April 8, 2005

tense

not wanting to do fun stuff

me:wanna do fun stuff
amal:no im tense rn

by slattttttttt December 1, 2020

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

tensing

Tensing.. when a man is on top of a girl, and the girl is screaming..

Alicia was tensing when the man was raping her

by Shortstuffjo October 11, 2006

sex tense

The form of a verb referring to "after sex."

Rod and I will be over for dinner sex tense, thinking around 7ish.

by CLRG October 24, 2014