Telecapussy

A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds

The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig

I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see

by Fallo all da May 12, 2016

televanglelist

it's an evangelist who gets on TV

and probably is gay in secret

The Televanglelist Minister is on the TV doing a blowjob

by Kentucky Fried Dickhead May 3, 2018

Telecaneeses

1. The correct way to spell telekinesis.

2. The ability to move objects at a distance by the sheer force of mental power.

"you're rolling around at the speed of sound"

"no I'm flying I got MF telecaneeses or however you spell it"

by sansmaeda underronpa November 22, 2021

Telegang, telUgang, teleganG

Telegang, telUgang, teleganG

Telegang, telUgang, teleganG

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

televangelist

Moslem preachers who typically spreads da'wah through T.V.

I was flipping through channels when I stumbled upon a televangelist giving a passionate sermon about faith and community—it's fascinating how they use TV to spread da'wah!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Outer Worlds Is Telefang

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Outer Worlds Is Telefang

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025