teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

teethin

When getting a blowjob and a girl scrapes your shit with her teeth

So and So was givin me head and started teethin so I punched that bitch in the face.

by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

Dick teething

When the penis is micro small and the person sucking on it only has the option to teeth it like kids teeth a mouther teether. Same size. 1"-2" max

Man. Jesus and Eli stay dick teething their girlfriends. All she needs is baby food now.

by Danny Tweaker Gutierrez February 13, 2021

u/thethingsunsaid

The Redditor that started the "literally just a picture of...." memes.

U/TheThingsUnsaid deserves recognition for his meme style.

by U/Wvblazin September 9, 2018

Teeling

To describe the attitude or actions of a rude, unruly, abusive, angry, mean, obnoxious, cheap asshole who patronizes any type of bar, restaurant, or other dining establishment, usually causing the server assigned to them to break down and cry. Also known as a Brian Teeling or a BT.

Mary had a horrible customer at table 12. He turned out to be a real Teeling.

by Artman64 December 1, 2019

Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

by fett37 August 3, 2010