Teetle

Slang term for urination

If I don't teetle soon, we're going to have a mess on our hands.

by Nubblies.net August 12, 2004

Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

by Lickumup December 15, 2017

teekens

A God like human that has the loins to impress the greatest of women.

Man, that guy is such a Teekens!

by MiniTeeks November 6, 2013

teegle

“to a fuck with someone”

john attempted to teegle brett, but instead brett fucked him up

by teagul November 9, 2019

the needle teedles

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

by Schnaike September 9, 2020

Teetle

A lump on one's scrotum

That dude has a teetle on his sac.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011