hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014

shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

Filthy Teeter

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids

I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.

by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

by Timmaw August 10, 2006

cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man

justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"

by shitmiller September 20, 2009

Ventriloquist Teeth

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

by High AF September 27, 2015

Bobby Shmurda's teeth

When someone is very white and very good lookin', just like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

Dam look at dat fine girl, she looks like Bobby Shmurda's teeth.

by Lifs July 8, 2022