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pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline
He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.
by mann September 17, 2012
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Agno-theist

One who decides life is too short to spend the duration of it pondering the existence or non existence of a God.
Person #1: I don't understand it. I've read every book there is to read on philosophy, religion, and God. I've travelled to every country on the planet and studied every religion conceivable. I've spoken to missionaries, priests, rabbis, buddhists, and atheists alike. And I STILL can't figure out whether or not there's a God.

Person #2: That's why I'm an agno-theist.
by Squire Awesome November 12, 2009
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theist

A theist is one who believes in a diety. This is not to be confused with a polytheist who believes in multiple dieties, an agnostic who neither supports nor rejects the idea of a supreme diety, or an athiest who believes in no dieties. Regarding Digital Shadow who blatantly attacked theism with the pre-concieved notion that the definition of the word is a direct reference to Christianity, and automatically assumed that science has DISPROVED theism, no evidence supports your claims.
Theist: I believe in a supreme diety.
Polytheist: I believe in multiple dieties.
Agnostic: I am indifferent to the idea of one or more dieties.
Atheist: I do not believe in a diety.
Unreasonable Atheist: I often put down theists, and try to use science to my advantage although it doesn't have sufficient evidence against most religions. I also fail to recognize that science cannot PROVE anything, only give reasonably reliable laws. It only takes one fact to end an entire theory/law.
by Maximilleus March 10, 2008
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Tegist

Best mom in the world!!!!!!<3
I luv u Tegist
by Best Daughter April 26, 2013
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Texist

A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle.
Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).

Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
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A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.
BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Anti-Religious-Theist

Any person that does not believe in organized religion but believes in a god and the core principle commonality found within the earliest versions of all religious doctrines of, "Love thy neighbor".
I am an anti-religious-theist that believes in an individuals right to believe in any god they do choose as long as that belief does not disregard right over wrong morally and does not intentionally hurt anyone else. My religion believes in love.

Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.

Just universally recognized love.
by Boomerboy79 December 30, 2016
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