Tecumseh blow job

Hand job with bacon grease

She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.

by Bibblemac December 21, 2014

Pussy pumping teccas

We have to work on our pussy pumping teccas

I’m going back to my hotel to practice my pussy pumping teccas

by Teccas November 6, 2017

Tecumseh's revenge

we all know what Montezuma's revenge is. Here in the Ohio Valley, Midewst and Great Lakes states the term "Tecumseh's revenge" is more applicable since the great Shawnee chief Tecumseh is an important historical figure around here.

1. At an outdoor amphitheater hosting a Rush concert I drank a cola to beat the humidity. The drink had funny tasting industrial waste - infected ice cubes. The next day I got a bad case of Tecumseh's revenge. I'm glad it didn't happen during the excellent show.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009

Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.

Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.

by saresare93 November 14, 2011

techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...

Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016

Tectasdertunkflunkywonkreegoo

When you say this your goal is to make people think you have shit where your brain is supposed to be.
This phrase can have multiple meanings, such as
“Slime”
“Spicy Mayonnaise”
“I am in serious physical pain please call for help”
And many more.

Person 1: Tectasdertunkflunkywonkreegoo
Person 2: the fuck is wrong with you

by zapthebird June 14, 2021

Tecumseh

Tecumseh, angered by U.S. expansion, led a multi-tribal army which allied itself with the British against the United States. Yet with Tecumseh's death at the Battle of the Thames near our Canadian border, the Indian alliance fell apart and forced a British retreat which effectively ended the War of 1812. (Smithsonian Institution, War of 1812)

History Teacher: "Can anyone tell me who lead a multi-tribal army and allied with the British?"
Student: *Raises hand* "I know, it's Tecumseh."
History Teacher: "That's correct, good job."

by iR78 January 14, 2024