technotroglodyte

technotroglodyte; noun; a person who is not up to speed with the latest technology.

Example: When Sydney asked her father for a macintosh for her birthday, the technotroglodyte gave her a piece of fruit.

by bethany_is_falling October 31, 2009

technoparanoid

A person who suffers with paranoia about how information online & in databases about them may be abused by others who may gain access to it by any kind of technology devices.

After suffering a horrifying experience of online ID theft, she became a full-fledged virtual technoparanoid.

by BeauxZeaux December 3, 2011

technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007

technotrad

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.

Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.

by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005

Technofart

A tech-savvy old fart (or person over 40)

My mum said roflmao tbe other day... What a technofart

by Pheelion August 22, 2010

Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.

This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!

by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009