technobollox

Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006

TechnoBoner

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.

I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.

by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009

technoporn

Much like normal porn except it is for nerds. Instead of really hot chicks with huge racks, it is normally really hardcore or top of the line electronicts.

Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.

by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

TechnoBow

Technobow very cool person and is very bi-utiful frfr

Omg Look at that technobow over there hes so bi-utiful omgg

by MrHackerlol March 1, 2022

Technopreat

a technopreat is basically a person who is a geek and into computers too much. Mostly used in Western parts of india

Computer science department has a lot of technopreats

by Aum Sohoni March 16, 2022

Technopreneur

Technopreneur is come from 2 words Technologhy and Entrepreneur. It means a business that using technology as their business model.This term only use by Asian countries especially Malaysia and Singapore.

My Friends work in a company as a Technopreneur.

by Jetthinks June 29, 2011