Technoblade never dies

Aye its trueee

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

by Quackity/Alex February 22, 2021

Technoblade'd

To be utterly destroyed at a game (preferably an FPS), and to be utterly bamboozled when it happen.

minecraft youtuber

Living Entity 1: Aw man, I just got Technoblade'd

Living Entity 2: Sucks to be you man!

by John Smith of Watergate August 28, 2019

Rip technoblade

Where real men cried

P1: when techno died I literally cried

Rip technoblade

by V1ncefan01 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.

"Oh god, it's Technoblade, my parents are dead I must hide."

"I smell orphan."

by Chairooga December 28, 2020

Technoblade

The greatest minecraft player to have ever lived.

Technoblade never dies.

by li8 July 2, 2022

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

Technoblade

A fucking legend...

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.

by AK_VON June 30, 2022