The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
by nickthestick February 4, 2009
Get the Testarded mug.A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.
Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.
Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.
by œ January 14, 2010
Get the twatard mug.A person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. They do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. Their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. All conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. They often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. A theatard always thinks s/he is "better" at everything, and that all other performers don't know what they're doing. Delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard's behaviour.
"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."
"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"
"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."
"Oh! That explains a lot."
"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"
"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."
"Oh! That explains a lot."
by Aloysia April 26, 2013
Get the theatard mug.or text-tard, or texting retard, someone who has trouble sending text messages from a cell phone key pad (makes many mistakes, takes a long time to send a message or a reply) or someone who sends a text message (usually personal and not to be disclosed) to the wrong person.
Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
by shizzlehead January 5, 2007
Get the textard mug.Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.
Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!
by HAPPER November 2, 2008
Get the Textarded mug.1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power
1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!
2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!
2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!
by A.Enraged April 29, 2008
Get the Tatarded mug.That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 March 7, 2014
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