Cum Teaspoon

Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.

I gave Wendy a cum teaspoon & held her nose until she swallowed.

by HectorT October 31, 2009

teaspoon leg

That little bit of pee that runs down your leg after you thought you were done urinating.

Damn teaspoon leg, now I have to change my underwear.

by ReggieRay December 19, 2014

poofty teaspoon

poofty teaspoon = craig

poofty teaspoon = craig

by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008

teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.

Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."

by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021

Teaspoon

The word teaspoon is a slur talking about how a person is a very small percentage of a minority and uses it as their ‘trump card’ or what they can use in a argument to counter anything, using it to label anyone as racist or sexist.

That kid is a teaspoon, barely even Mexican

by Sekor13 January 11, 2024