testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

gearstick head

A person with a thin, long semi-box head, with the upper part being 2/3 wider than the lower half. It is imperative that the head is long but with a rounded top.

Bad gearstick head

by CHuni November 4, 2013

Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

teststickler

A person who defines a set of principles and chooses not to follow them.

During the COVID pandemic Mubin had his own set of restrictions which he followed and didn’t follow- all dependent on whatever best suited him. Not a stickler but a teststickler.

by Wax77 March 24, 2021

twatstick

A Penis which is inserted into the womans vagina

"Josh, you are a twatstick"

by Dicky Wheels March 29, 2004

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

Angry Gearstick

Whilst driving down the moterway / freeway. Have your girlfriend give you a blowjob. When she is getting comfortable, accelerate into the back of a lorry.

Bonus points for every broken rib she obtains.

England, 01 July 2009 - Angry Gearstick

by Fulou July 3, 2009