TD aka Top
Dong is a game that was conceived at Liberty University that is played by worthy men. To start the game one must acquire an apple from the Liberty cafe. Once you have the apple, go to the dorms and to play it there must be two beds across the room against the walls. All the men participating must strip themselves down only to their underwear. There are two
people per team that sit on the same
bed across from the other team. The ref who is to be called Big
Black Mami will enforce the rules. The first rule is that the apple is thrown with a high arcing trajectory towards one of the opposing team'
s testicles. The most important rule is that flinching is not allowed. If you flinch a
dong pk is awarded. The pk is taken between the beds towards the flincher. It is an easy shot. There are multiple strategic shots to go for. The direct
dong, the most glorifed shot, the roll
dong the rolls along the leg into the testicles of the opponent, and finally the bounce song that bounces off the
bed into the desired
target. Before every shot you must call out one of the opposing team's names to throw at. If you get hit with a direct
dong you are out of the game and the next guy in line steps in. Also if the ref sees a
player that breaks the rules, they are to be blindfolded for an amount of rounds chosen by the ref. To make the game even scarier, the group can collectively choose to be blindfolded and have no callouts before the shots. The game is only for the most bold of all men.
