Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood

Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.

by Trd222 June 23, 2021

tarity

A family who does everything together, including smoking pot with your dad, and getting matching tattoes with your mom. The men usually have shaved heads and fabulous moustaches. The women have hairy pits

That family from northern PA are so weird, they look like a tarity family.

by joetaggs July 5, 2008

termite queen

A female that pops a ton of babies out and lays around the house all day, usually making the dad do all the work.

"Remember Kelly from school, she ain't nothing but a termite queen now."

by dangbe March 2, 2010

tarpit

When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.

"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"

by Massivo December 12, 2004

Termite

Name given to a girl giving you a blowjob when she decides to nibble on your wood cock.

Tammy went termite on me the other night.

by Dawn Keebals January 14, 2020

termites

slang for crabs

You gave Taylor termites? grody.

by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003