trademan's entrance

Typically refers to the backdoor and is usually used as slang for anal sex.

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the trademan's entrance and have her lick me yardballs.

by Davenpro October 17, 2005

trademart

An amazing place with amazing people
where people shit talk all the time, but get told off to go to #arguing, so its allrite!
also good for trading virtual items for csgo!

damn, have u seen the aids in trademart #main-chat today?

damn, i just got my best trade from trademart

by DjStalin July 24, 2020

trademark

1. n. Graffiti, tag, signature

2. (a) n. A black eye - in the sense that an impression (or 'signature') is left on the recipient.

2. (b) v. To give a black eye.

"Just me and you motherfucker. Just me and you. I'll put trademarks around your fucking eyes."

by faux real August 3, 2008

tarded

Someone who is so retarded, they are re-retarded. They have therefore gone back on themselves, and are just tarded.

(see Scott Dehnolm)

by paco May 21, 2004

Tardmonger

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

by AJeanM February 10, 2008

tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"

Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!

by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014