paco's definitions

dank

high quality, potent, moist weed!

pass that dank fo shizzle my nizzle
that shwg you had befor sucked ass, chuuuch!

by paco June 24, 2003

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

garbage juice

This is a term that generally refers to water that has passed through a load of garbage. This "juice" smells awful and is to be avoided at all costs. The most common way for garbage juice to form is for lots of rain to fall into a dumpster, outdoor garbage can, or a poorly drained dump. Anyone who comes into contact with this liquid should take a shower as soon as possible and seek a career change.

"Boss says we gotta empty all the garbage cans on the property.....let's do it today before it rains, I don't want to get garbage juice on me."

by Paco May 2, 2006

Rister

Lee Shizzarp's little big sister

Rister came home and said hi to Lee

by Paco November 1, 2004

nice

1. talented
2. an interjection similar to saying word when you are in agreement with what someone just said or you approve of what they said
3. high on marijuana

1. That kid down at the park is a nice ballplayer.
2. Sam: I just got a new apartment downtown, man.
Rick: Nice!
3. They've been sittin on the porch smokin blunts all day. They're mad nice by now.

by Paco October 10, 2005

Road Soda

An alcoholic beverage (usually beer or perhaps malt liquor) consumed inside a moving vehicle. This beverage can be consumed by passenger, driver, or both. Road sodas are illegal in most states due to open container laws. Still, they are widely enjoyed as evidenced by all the beer cans littering rural raodsides.

Let's grab a six pack before we leave, there's nowhere to stop on the way and it's a boring trip without any road sodas.

by Paco July 16, 2008

white curtain

when a chick is sucking your dick and then she stops smack he in the back of her head so her bangs fly in front of her face then jizz in her hair if her hair is long its should look like a white curtain

bitch is gettin the white curtains tonight.

by Paco April 1, 2005