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Any alcoholic beverage consumed inside a moving automobile, but the term is used almost exclusively for beer (or perhaps malt liquor). The beverage is consumed by driver, passenger, or both. This activity is illegal in many states due to open container laws, but is still widely practiced and enjoyed!
"Since your sorry ass is two hours late, we won't have time to tailgate before the concert. Let's pick up some road sodas at the next liquor store."
by Paco July 15, 2008
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Get the cheetos mug.The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.
by Paco February 27, 2004
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To try to make someone look stupid by breaking through a facad, lie, exaggeration, or distorted truth. Usually used when a guy or chick is trying to hype themselves up, and someone calls them on it.
by Paco October 18, 2004
Get the blew up my spot mug.This is a term that generally refers to water that has passed through a load of garbage. This "juice" smells awful and is to be avoided at all costs. The most common way for garbage juice to form is for lots of rain to fall into a dumpster, outdoor garbage can, or a poorly drained dump. Anyone who comes into contact with this liquid should take a shower as soon as possible and seek a career change.
"Boss says we gotta empty all the garbage cans on the property.....let's do it today before it rains, I don't want to get garbage juice on me."
by Paco May 2, 2006
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