paco's definitions

mitsudave

a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman on a cellphone.

Dude here comes mitsudave in his cousin's Cobra....Oh shit did you hear him miss second and grind third?

Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.

by Paco March 17, 2005

emo core

the breaking point from where emo becomes so emotional that listening to it is like throwing your soul in an emotional wood chipper, once you hear it you will never feel happiness again.

i here rudie killed himself after hearing that emo core ballad.

by Paco April 3, 2005

Rister

Lee Shizzarp's little big sister

Rister came home and said hi to Lee

by Paco November 1, 2004

blew up my spot

To try to make someone look stupid by breaking through a facad, lie, exaggeration, or distorted truth. Usually used when a guy or chick is trying to hype themselves up, and someone calls them on it.

Yo, that bitch tried to blow my spot!!

by Paco October 18, 2004

shiz-nitz

in other words im cool im the shit

im the shiz-nit

by paco August 18, 2003

Road Soda

An alcoholic beverage (usually beer or perhaps malt liquor) consumed inside a moving vehicle. This beverage can be consumed by passenger, driver, or both. Road sodas are illegal in most states due to open container laws. Still, they are widely enjoyed as evidenced by all the beer cans littering rural raodsides.

Let's grab a six pack before we leave, there's nowhere to stop on the way and it's a boring trip without any road sodas.

by Paco July 16, 2008

high and dry

1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.

Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.

by Paco March 18, 2005