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Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 16, 2008
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tapestry

Clothing hanging on a wall with elephants on it.
Tony has tapestries hanging in his apartment, and so should Sara.
by T SHABAZZ, THE GREAT May 23, 2004
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Tapestry

1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"

"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 15, 2008
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Tapestrophile

Someone who has sex with rugs.
Ian had sex with my rug and now my rug needs therapy for what he did to him. He is such a tapestrophile and scum of the earth.
by Damn that was a steezy ass kic October 29, 2020
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Tapestry

if a person has tapestry in their room they are probably a ugly single girl.
“Oh that girl is really ugly and single, she must have a tapestry in her room”
by Woahz February 16, 2021
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Tapesh

Tapesh name meaning in English is The Holy Trinity that clearly describes the expected significance of the name on personality
Tapesh name meaning in English is The Holy Trinity that clearly describes the expected significance of the name on personality
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
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