tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.

Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)

by janett July 21, 2005

Tampone

When a tampon is used to own somebody

Andrew was uberly tamponed last night, when a bloody tampon was inserted into his oral cavity as he slept.

by Bartolomeo De Las Casas August 4, 2007

Tamponed

When someone throws a used tampon at your face.

Yo, dat fool got tamponed!

by Lord Walrus Dong August 4, 2018

Tampwned

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.

Sam's dog got tampwned!

by Ladd August 24, 2008

tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

Typowned

Ownage of a person through the means of technology e.g msn, text

Rosie says:
your not even real
Jason says:
Thats horrible
Rosie says:
haha typowned!

by High Deff February 18, 2009

Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"

by Phondooky June 13, 2013