tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing

Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.

by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006

smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.

Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.

by WP88 April 2, 2010

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011