callywacker

the coolest mother heffer you will ever meet. Goes good with some greenie weenies! cheaaaaa nukka!

guy 1- "man i'd tap that callywacker"
guy 2- "already did"

by ceeeara March 1, 2008

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

Golden Tallywhackers

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

tallywacking

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

by LJP corp April 8, 2021

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006

tallywax

shaving your balls

Guy: Hey love fancy giving me a tallywax
Girl: No

by Lenny3k January 23, 2009