When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
Get the taller in a chairmug. One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the talleratemug. October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
by The Moorinator October 21, 2021
Get the National kick slightly taller people in the shins daymug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
Get the taller sittingmug. by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020
Get the Live Tallermug. by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020
Get the Live Tallermug. When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
Get the Taller in a chairmug.