Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013

tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick

garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi

by pscribbles May 14, 2015

tailor's adage

Tailor's adage -as you sew so shall you rip

The tailor's adage is a pun on the sow and reap saying.

by jayjade November 14, 2020

tailor-made bitch

A handcrafted bitch, stitched together bitch by bitch. Suited specifically for cocksucking and pimpsmacks.

"I need me a tailor-made bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

tailor ahh pfp

A humorous phrase used on TikTok and other platforms to call out someone using the same or similar profile picture as the content creator Tailor. Commenting “Tailor ahh pfp” playfully implies that the person’s profile picture looks identical to Tailor’s iconic one, often used to tease or point out copycat vibes in a lighthearted way.

Example: “Bro got the Tailor ahh pfp 💀”

by tailorahhpfp October 16, 2025

Ghetto Tailor

The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.

"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."

by Vodka Inferno March 12, 2010

Shiv Tailor

Is Anybody that Is a Straight boss. You have to be under 5k in s&d to do this and NGAF.

Dude thats a Shiv Tailor right there.
Hey that guy is so awesome he is a Shiv Tailor.

by Hoss boy March 25, 2013