taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

Taff the Laff

You would use this if you're looking to get the party started or cheer up your friend.

"Dude you've got to come over and help taff the laff for Jimmy"

by Yoinking Scoob April 20, 2020

Taff

Ringe that hangs around Alistair, Tim, Paul, TC, Big D,Big Jase, Eamon, James, Brent, smudge the cat and all the others that play touch at lunch and he is shit at hockey and is ginger.

run through the feilds.

by TC June 19, 2003

taff cunt

A person of Welsh origin. Similar to a lime cunt, but a taff one.

Fuck off you hippy looking taff cunt.

by Badger Baiter November 9, 2008

taff daddy

Taff daddy is a person who fucks bitches and gives no shits and is usually the coolest person alive (Can also be used in the same way savage is used)

Dude, Eric's a total Taff daddy

by Wanye kest May 21, 2016

Taffs

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

by Long Johns August 3, 2011

Taff Trailed

British; South Wales: The act of loitering around university halls of residences, wearing a long coat and exposing your naked form at unsuspecting shoppers

I was walking to Tesco yesterday and i got Taff Trailed

by Don Ed May 29, 2006